Dodging the military draft, two freewheeling Russians decide to take their chances in London. Shoplifting, bank fraud and smoking crack are all among the specialist subjects, as this priceless barbed satire delivers a comprehensive guide to screwing the system. However, as their rollercoaster ride through the highs of the low life slows down, things start to fall apart… Watch out for rising star Ben Barnes, soon to be seen playing the title role in PrinceCaspian.