What is it that persistently comes between filmmaker Chris Waitt and romantic bliss? This fearlessly frank and painfully funny account of his relationship history lays bare every catastrophe along the way: from the women who got away, to those who won't be in a room with him to this day. Men will weep in recognition, women in frustration – and all will identify Waitt as a star-in-the-making (assuming that dominatrix didn't do him any permanent damage).